Things I Shouldn’t Have Tasted Baby Onesie

🩺 THINGS I SHOULDN’T HAVE TASTED

The patient is currently conducting an extensive investigation into the edible status of absolutely everything.

Clinical trials may include toys, books, socks, furniture, grass, leaves, pet accessories, unidentified floor debris, and any small object an adult was certain was out of reach.

Results remain inconclusive.

Further testing is expected.

This funny baby onesie celebrates that remarkable stage of development when curiosity is high, judgment is nonexistent, and apparently the most efficient way to learn about the world is to put it directly into your mouth.

🔬 Perfect For

• Nurses, doctors, and healthcare families
• Baby shower gifts
• Curious babies and determined toddlers
• New parents practicing constant object retrieval
• Tiny scientists conducting unauthorized taste tests
• Anyone who has ever asked, “WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH?”

Current diet: Appropriate for age.

Supplemented by: Things found on the floor.

This baby jersey bodysuit is a reliable choice that keeps your baby feeling cozy and cared for throughout the day. Made from extra soft material, it’s gentle on delicate skin but durable enough to withstand active play. The convenient lap shoulder design and secure three-snap closure allow for quick, hassle-free outfit changes that save precious time. 
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd.² (170 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Lap shoulders
• Three-snap closure
• Envelope neckline
• Blank product sourced from India